- Mikum - he used to refer to himself as Mikum. This was when he was around 2 and he was really starting to talk well. Now he's 3 and he's Mikoh.
- Ga-Ga, Shasha and Sheeshoe - His imaginary friends. He used to call them his buddies and then I asked him their names. It's even funnier that their names are always the same and they always appear in this order.
- Ga-Ga works with Daddy. He was Michael's first imaginary wrestling partner. Now they play soccer in the living room. Ga-Ga is always the goalie and Michael always scores on him. He sucks as a goalie. He can't bat for shit either. AND we can't teach him because HE'S NOT REAL MOMMY!!!
- Ga-Ga is not allowed over right now because he keeps shooting Michael and I have to dig out the bullets and make the wounds heal for the next round. Ga-Ga drives a cool, fast car that Mommy can't catch because her car is too slooooooow.
- Ga-Ga likes ice cream and Michael insists that I make him a bowl when Michael gets one. We have lots of chocolate soup.
- Shasha is a girl but not Michael's girlfriend. They are just friends. Michael has girlfriends at school. It's a toss up between Abby, Alena and Payton.
- Sheeshoe (another boy) doesn't work. He doesn't have a job. I think he's just lazy and plays video games all day.
- What the heck? - I told him this wasn't a bad word so now he uses it all the time. What the heck?
- I'm quishing you head - Guess what we taught him to do :D Notice no 'S' He leaves it out for words like school and stool. Stinker
- I'm not a 'tinker mommy - See number 4
- I'm not a little Sit...I'm a BIG Sit - some 'S' words are pronounced without the 'Sh' sound.
- Mommy it's ok I say Hell because that's not a bad word. That's a place - Whoa! - now I KNOW he didn't get this from me. I'm saving the my-little-angel-is-going-to-hell speech for much later.
- Oh snap - thanks Rachel. And he says this with the snap and the head thing. My son the diva.
Gots more coming later gators
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